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etrogim

wait….are any americans aware that the cia overthrew the democratically-elected premier of iran in 1953 because he wouldn’t concede to western oil demands….and how that coup was the reason for the shah’s return to power, the iranian revolution, and the resulting fundamentalist dictatorship…..like, america literally dissolved iranian democracy and no one knows about it???

the-ford-twin

No. No we don’t know about it. 

Americans aren’t told this shit. 

The only thing we’re taught about any Middle Eastern country in school is that 1) the region exists 2) it’s where The War is happening and 3) Muslim people live there. That’s it. Maybe if you’re lucky you’ll get into the Hammurabi Code and some early Babylonian stuff but American schools seem to think that if it happened outside Europe and before the colonial period, or makes America look bad and isn’t about A Very Watered Down Version of What Slavery Was, it’s not important.

Info on this is almost notoriously hard to find. It’s not in any texts on American and Russian involvement in the Middle East during the Cold War that I can find. You have to specifically look for a book about the Shah’s return to power, and even then you’d be hard pressed to find a book like that at your local bookstore. Once you get into some higher level college courses you might know about it, but the people who can afford those are more likely to already be indoctrinated into a certain Way of Thinking (read: they’re racist as shit) by the time they get there. And it’s almost like you have to know about it beforehand if you want to find information on it.

The only reason I knew about it is because there’s a thirty second summary of the event in Persepolis. Those thirty seconds flipped my entire worldview.

fempunkandkittens

“All the Shah’s Men” by Stephen Kinzer is a good, accessible text for people who want to know more about this.

rebelcaptain4life

!!!

systlin

I had to explain literally this to one of my co-workers, who is so fuckin racist against Middle Eastern people it’s insane.

She’s 60. She never heard of this.

As I was explaining this and how, during the Regan years, we funded Osama Bin Laden to fight against Russia, leading to the destruction of much of the infrastructure in the region, one of the plant workers came in to get his badge fixed.

He works in the quality control lab. He served 15 years active duty in the Army. Super smart guy, has a masters in chemistry and another masters in biology, raises saltwater fish in his spare time for sale, has the saltwater aquarium setup of the gods.  Raises rare corals too, some of which he donates to be used in re-seeding reefs around the world, but that’s a side tangent.

And he listened for a minute, then nodded and said “Yeah. I was there during that. I helped train people to fight. They wanted us to help them build schools and hospitals, after, but we were only interested in them as cannon fodder. Left the whole area in ruins. I wasn’t surprised when they hated us for it later. Told people then it would happen. We let them know then that they were only valuable to America as expendable bodies. Why wouldn’t they resent us for that?”

And she just looked floored.

“So…” She started, after a few minutes. “What do you think of Trump?”

“I hate him. He’s a coward and he’s going to get good people killed.” He didn’t even blink. “

She looked back and forth between us for a second, and then asked how I knew all this.

“I research things.” I said. “Google is great.” He nodded enthusiastically.

And she just sat there for a second and then said, really quietly, “I didn’t know.”

She lived through it.

American schools don’t teach you any of this sort of thing.

runwithskizzers

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Reminder that the history we learn changes depending on where we are.

Governments like to erase the fucked up shit they’ve done. US schools don’t teach that they pulled this shit, that they pulled strings in civil rights movement with propaganda and assassinations, that we too have a history of experimenting on humans without consent, they don’t teach about mass graves of native american children at the hands of schools.

History is manipulated. Those who hurt others are taught they were justified or it didn’t happen, those who were hurt learn to resent.

Even now within the last 20 years Americans are taught that we are the heroes. We help everyone and no one helps us. Which is a lie, the US government turns away foreign aid even if we’re in desperate need of it. The Mexican Army sent a caravan of supplies for Katrina relief. The first time a foreign military had been on US soil in over 100 years. The government had turned away all aid, the only reason we got this aid at all was cause Mexico didn’t ask permission. They just came.

Source: etrogim
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dare-i-say-asexual

I was really depressed today and my gf convinced me to go take a bath and then a nap and when I came back out into the main area of our apartment she had cleaned, lit candles, and made me dinner I’m gonna fucking cry I love her so much

dare-i-say-asexual

I really appreciate how she’s taught me to run through a checklist of what might be wrong when I’m down and I’ve learned to do the same with her. The questions are all super basic but help me a lot like:

- have you eaten recently?

- have you drank water?

- have you done something for your hygiene yet today?

- do you need to take a rest?

- is the space we’re in causing stress in some way? (too dirty, loud, bright, crowded, etc.)

- has something happened or is there a specific emotion you need to acknowledge right now?

- are you putting something off you need to do or a problem you need to solve and can I help you to accomplish/fix it?

Idk just having someone help me assess my feelings and give me space to open up has really made it so i shutdown due to depression/anxiety less and communicate more clearly. It’s really helped us not fight or get frustrated with each other.

Source: dare-i-say-asexual i do this and im teaching my bf this its absolutely helpful
a-la-orilla-del-rio
why-bless-your-heart

Personally I always felt like Hobbits age at roughly the same rate as exceptionally healthy humans and that the reason they don’t come of legal age until 33 is because have you met people in their 20s because Tolkien did

why-bless-your-heart

Funny: Pippin is an idiot because he’s not an adult yet.

Funnier: Pippin is an idiot because he’s 28.

godzillasflyingpizza

jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien, an actual college professor: none of you are fucking valid

me, a 29-and-a-half year old: i mean, but is he wrong

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fangirltofangod
19-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat

Attention!

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Important! They are ALL FRIENDS!

Most of the time they’re just happy to get on with their business around humans. Sometimes they get a little too curious, usually after a minute they’ll realise you’re not food or a good place to sit, but if they bother you then it’s best to just move away.

Remember they sting to defend themselves or their nest, and from their point of view humans are gigantic, unpredictable and potentially very dangerous creatures.

It’s understandable if you’re scared of them, but please don’t say they’re evil!

Source: 19-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat wasps are still petty bitches tho the ones with the legs dangling down theyll fly across a whole barn just to sting u and leave
fangirltofangod
voidspacer

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

systlin

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

apostatively

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

a-dull-glow

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

your-friendly-neighbohood-black

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

Source: voidspacer this again because its true
msfehrwight
cenobitic-anchorite:
“ wilwheaton:
“ chemicallywrit:
“ kaylapocalypse:
“ historicaltimes:
“ “Crazy Dion” Diamond at one of his sit-ins as a teenager in Arlington, VA. June 10, 1960
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All of those people around him are demons
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hey guys! here’s some...
historicaltimes

“Crazy Dion” Diamond at one of his sit-ins as a teenager in Arlington, VA. June 10, 1960

via reddit

kaylapocalypse

All of those people around him are demons

chemicallywrit

hey guys! here’s some fun things i learned from this article about Dion Diamond:

  • he did these sit-ins by himself. like idk about you, but i always thought of sit-ins as organized by groups, what kind of bravery does it take, man
  • he didn’t tell anyone about it, like he was no glory-seeker about this. his parents didn’t even know until reporters started calling them up like “hey, did you know your son is in jail?
  • when someone called the cops he’d skedaddle out the back door although he was sent to prison multiple times
  • the last time he got arrested was in Baton Rouge, and the cops were so sick of him that they told inmates they’d put in a good word for anyone who gave Diamond a hard time. (the inmates didn’t take the bait.)
  • he’s still alive!
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hark, a hero of our times!

wilwheaton

Fuck every last one of those white people around Dion Diamond. Fuck them straight into the deepest pits of Hell.

cenobitic-anchorite

Y'all, if you thought you needed these demons in skinbags to go to hell before, you need to see the other photo from this moment. Where the founder of the American Nazi party joins in.

Hell is not deep enough for these fuckers.

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shedoesnotcomprehend

One of the most bizarrely cool people I’ve ever met was an oral surgeon who treated me after a ridiculous accident (that’s another story), Dr. Z.


Dr. Z. was, easily, the best and most competent doctor or dentist I’ve ever encountered – and after that accident, I encountered quite a number. He came stunningly highly recommended, had an excellent record, and the most calming bedside manner I’ve ever seen.

That last wasn’t the sweet gentle caretaking sort of manner, which some nurses have but you wouldn’t expect to see in a surgeon. No; when Dr. Z. told me that one of my broken molars was too badly damaged to save, and I (being seventeen and still moderately in shock) broke down crying, he stared at me incredulously and said, in a tone of utter bemusement, “But – I am very good.”

I stopped crying on the spot. In the last twenty-four hours or so of one doctor after another, no one had said anything that reassuring to me. He clearly just knew his own competence so well that the idea of someone being scared anyway was literally incomprehensible to him. What more could I possibly ask for?

(He was right. The procedure was very extended, because the tooth that needed to be removed was in bits, but there was zero pain at any point. And, as he promised, my teeth were so close together that they shifted to fill the gap to where there genuinely is none anymore, it’s just a little easier to floss on that side.)


But Dr. Z.’s insane competence wasn’t just limited to oral surgery.

When I met Dr. Z., he, like most doctors I’ve had, asked me if I was in college, and where, and what I was studying. When I say “math,” most doctors respond with “oh, wow, good for you” or possibly “what do you want to do with that after college?”

Dr. Z. wanted to know what kind of math.

I gave him the thirty-second layman’s summary that I give people who are foolish enough to ask that. He responded with “oh, you mean–” and the correct technical terms. I confirmed that was indeed what I meant (and keep in mind, this was upper-division college math, you don’t take this unless you’re a math major). He asked cogent follow-up questions, and there ensued ten or so minutes of what I’d call “small talk” except for how it was an intensely technical mathematical discussion.

He didn’t, as far as I can tell, have any kind of formal math background. He just … knew stuff.


I was a competitive fencer at this point in time, so when he asked if I had any questions about the surgery that would be necessary, I asked him if I’d be okay to fence while I had my jaw wired shut, or if it would interfere with breathing.

“Fencing?” he said.

“Yes,” I said, “like swordfighting,” because this is another conversation I got to have a lot. (People assume they’ve misheard you, or occasionally they think you mean building fences.)

“Which weapon?”

“Uh. Foil.”

“No, it won’t be safe,” and he went off into an explanation of why.

Turns out, he was also a serious fencer – and, when I mentioned my fencing coach, an old friend of his. (I asked my fencing coach later, and, oh yes, Dr. Z., a good friend of mine, excellent fencer.) (My coach was French. Dr. Z. was Israeli. I never saw Dr. Z. around the club or anything. I have no idea how they knew each other.)


So this was weird enough that later, when I was home, I looked Dr. Z. up on Yelp. His reviews were stellar, of course, but that wasn’t the weird thing.

The weird thing was that the reviews were full of people – professionals in lots of different fields – saying the same thing: I went to Dr. Z. for oral surgery, and he asked me about what I did, and it turned out he knew all about my field and had a competent and educated discussion with me about the obscure technical details of such-and-such.

All sorts of different fields, saying this. Lawyers. Businessmen. Musicians.

As far as I can tell, it’s not that I just happened to be pursuing the two fields he had a serious amateur interest in – he just seemed to be extremely good at literally everything.

I have no explanation for this. Possibly he sold his soul to the devil.

He did a damn good job on my surgery.

saywhatjessie

#op your oral surgeon is an immortal

kyraneko

Some god is slumming it on Earth with maxed-out stats helping people and his dive bar of choice is oral surgery.

Source: shedoesnotcomprehend
hexmaniacmareen
hexmaniacmareen

“IS AUTISM A MAGNET FOR THE OCCULT?”


ihweuihwoiw im fucking dying i was watching this flick called THE DARKNESS which is exactly what youd expect from a movie with that name featuring a white ass suburban american family and i cannot believe i had to read this w my very own two eyes

the wife grabs the skeptical father and is like “listen then how do you explain the fire? the weird smells? the weird noises?” talkin about all the weird shit going on on their haunted ass house and the husband

THE HUSBAND

he just looks at her and hes like

“i dont know maybe thats just michaels autism manifesting in a different way”

OH MY GOD WHITE PEOPLE DEADASS ACTING LIKE AUTISTIC CHILDREN ARE PSYCHIC like please theyre different words stop no

anyway i had to see that with my very own two eyes its on netflix and its awful now if you excuse me this autistic ass gotta find the way to awaken my latent magical powers qjhweuwh

hexmaniacmareen

oh thank god they brought a poc old lady to deal with the evil indian spirits we saved guys

hexmaniacmareen

tbh the only good part about this was the old lady and her granddaughter fighting the spirits give them their own show @netflix stop being cowards

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girlpanties

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

girlpanties

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

claycoloredmotherlessness

This hurt my feelings

prinxietys

Fuck off that’s true and now I’m sad

just-my-happy-things

I retake it ev ery time to see how I evolve and I’m smacked in the face every time too

This reading is so much more resolved than my past ones were, I’m proud of myself

majestically-fangirling

Holy shit this was fucking accurate.

Source: girlpanties